Ménage á Trois !

Dear All,

Apologies in advance for this one!

My Saturday night started as most Saturday nights do, with two MDP’s getting ready at mine drinking gin and listening to shit music.

Glad rags on, we ventured into East London.

We ended up, ironically, in the same bar I had been at for my previous date with Milk Tray!

After a LOT of gin, sambuca, rum and lord knows what else, my other MDP was in no state to get a cab. So reliant on the strength of two knights in not-so-shiny-armour, we proceeded to go back to my humble abode. They helpfully carried her up to mine and placed her gracefully on the sofa. She slept instantly.

The first of these knights, proceeded to kiss me unashamedly in front of his friend (who had asked me for my number 10 mins earlier). We then went to bed. As things, erm, got going, I failed to notice said friend has also crept into bed to join the party. I’m not sure if it was a combination of the booze, sexual tension or pure chance of the situation but we all accepted what was happening. All I can say is, my gosh what a night! Getting spooned by two guys afterwards is awkward as anything….though so I did ask one of them to leave (awks!).

The moral of this story is as long as you’re safe and feel comfortable then bloody go for it. I will NEVER EVER do it again, it was a one time thing, for me to tick of my sexual bucket list.

Uber Rating:4

PS is it too late to say sorry?

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